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Bridges Help People Cross Rivers: Journalistic Gaffes and Laughs

I don’t know about you, but I’ve really been needing a good laugh lately, and these priceless headlines sent to me by a friend delivered some fine laugh-out-loud tears down my cheeks.

At the risk of offending hordes of people and/or making readers wonder what this has to do with Bainbridge Island (nothing), Inside Bainbridge shares the following:

 

Nudists Fight Erection of Towers Near Wreck Beach

 

 

 

 

 

City Unsure Why Sewer Smells

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives New Attorney

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe

 

 

 

 

 

 

County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Army Vehicle Disappears

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shops, Find Weapons

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meat Head Resigns

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for Deaf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Sick Policy Requires 2-Day Notice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police Arrest Everyone on February 22nd

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowd

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Bra Celebrates a Pair Historic Milestones This Year

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rangers Get Whiff of Colon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bridges Help People Cross Rivers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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