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Letter to the Editor: Mrs. Simona Hoonan Partridge Informs You of Your Inheritance

Dearest one, It is with expeditious joy to inform you of the considerable sum to which you alone are privileged to entitlement. A relation unknown to you until his recent decease expressly assigned the amount of $62,000,000 U.s. dollars American for your inheritance. As his closest next of kin you are his sole heir, with…

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Mom Playpark Etiquette: Four Don’ts and a Do

by Trish Bittman Social Media Marketing Guru * Writer * Blogger Don’t ignore the fact that your 11 year old is a bully. When you hear him calling the preschoolers names like “cry baby” and telling them to get out of his way while said bully is climbing on top of the play structures (that clearly…

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Latest Report of a Bridge Between Bainbridge and West Seattle a Hoax

The article today, January 15, by prankster online “news” source The Kitsap Report about bridge construction between Bainbridge’s south end and West Seattle may be getting a bit of play among readers, but it’s not likely to fool very many. But as implausible as they may seem, cross-Sound bridges are not a new notion. Back in the…

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Stinky Kitchen Sponge Provokes Domestic Violence: Enter Our Police Blotter Title Contest

10:37 a.m. You’ve read and, admit it, at times relished (while also being repelled by) the bizarre and absurd reports in the Police Blotter. Here’s your chance to see if you can defy the truism that fact is always stranger than fiction. Send us your own mock police blotter title. Go ahead and give it…

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The Funny Bunny Pages: Happy Easter and Chag Pesach Sameach!

Happy sunny Holiday! Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A. Two points like everybody else!   Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny.   Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? A. Because it was a little chicken.   Q. How are rabbits…

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